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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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