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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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