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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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