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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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