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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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