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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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