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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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