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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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