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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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