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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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