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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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