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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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