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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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