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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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