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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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