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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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