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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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