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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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