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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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