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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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