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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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