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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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