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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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