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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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