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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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