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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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