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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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