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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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