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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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