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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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