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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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