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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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