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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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