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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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