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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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