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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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