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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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