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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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