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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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