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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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