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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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