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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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