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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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