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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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