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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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