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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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