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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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