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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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