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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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