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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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