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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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