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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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