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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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