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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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