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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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