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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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